Rock the Stevens!
You know Stevens
He can open a beer bottle with nothing more than a paper clip. He learned Russian one summer, just for fun, and still uses it sometimes to pick up girls. He can wear gas station sunglasses with a tailored suit and make them look like they belong together. He isn't afraid of anything (except mimes--so quiet!).
We all know a Stevens. In his honor we created The Stevens. They're matching but mismatching, daring but subtle. For the Stevens among us...